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Larry Craig Talking Action Figure

Larry Craig Doll“I am not gay. I never have been gay.” -Sen. Larry Craig. The folks over at have given us a this years Must Have Christmas toy. A talking Larry Craig Action figure. This is one of the dumbest, yet most deserving, things I’ve seen all year.

Here is their description:

The Talking Senator Larry Craig Action Figure stands about 12″ tall and wears a t-shirt emblazoned with his declaration: “I Am Not Gay.” His limbs are bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses… even the famous “wide stance” the Senator refers to.

Wait…What the HELL, is this “Wide Stance”. I don’t remember that…..

Anyway, you can get one of your very own at for only $34.95

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  1. Yeah I don’t even know the wide stance. wait, or do I……? never mind, but that is pretty funny but dumb that they actually made a action figure of Larry Craig.


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